Something Useless?

Listening to: You Know I'm No Good by Amy Winehouse

So I got out of a test early in sociology, and since nobody has this break, I can do this!
(I am pretty sure this is the lamest thing i have ever done....)

Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed ‘em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back
~ahaha.

OK you guys, you know what? You're nuts. You're all nuts. You've been focused so hard on making it, you forgot about one thing. It's called the musuc. And I don't even care. You know what? So what. I don't want to hang out with a bunch of wannabe corporate sellouts. I'm gonna form my own band. And we are gonna start a revolution. Okay? And you're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass. Dewey
~love that movie.

Siegfried: How do I know you're not from CONTROL?
Maxwell Smart: If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.[long pause]Shtarker: That actually makes sense.
~!(I hate this movie. But this part was pretty good :])

Dolph! Go get the Helicopter! And Keith! Change your name! It's not very scary sounding and I get embarrassed saying it!
~hehe

Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
~best pickup line EVER.

Don Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?Napoleon Dynamite I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!