Friday, May 29, 2009

Evereyone gonna be hit with the Boom Boom.

So I have officially decided that being polite doesnt pay off, when it means that you have to write a twelve page paper in four hours thats fourty percent of your grade. Especially when I already have: katies party, babysitting (12 hours babbyy!), jaclyns dinner, a test in psychology, and church on sunday. Hooray for no sleep whatsoever.
ON the other hand: what I am doing this weekend will be fun. And its a good thing that I wont have time to go outside, becuase I would have. And just get more ridiculously =sunburnt than I already am. I even had a nice tan going on, i just had to spend that extra twenty minutes.
The worst part is its only on one shoulder. And its verrry red. I feel so stupid.
More pictures to come: prom and Katies party. And babysitting the awesomest kids ever.
Peace out homeskillet. (oh btw, I really liked Juno. The soundtrack=amazing!)
Some recent movies I have watched that I figure I would comment on:
The Boy in the Striped Pajamas. -saddest movie ever. Watch it and you will cry. Its not even worth it unless you like being emotionally disturbed. Not for mothers or expectant mothers.
Bolt- funny movie. The hamster is the best part- kind of a turn off if you do not especially like Hannah Montana. WATCH INSTEAD: Monsters vs. Aliens.
House- not anything special compared to the book. The ending totally ruins the whole point of it. Watch if: you are interested in acoustic Anberlin being the only real songs on the soundtrack and if you like cheesy actors and not that scary bad guys.
Prom Night- entertaining- but prollie only becuase I am a girl. its kind of a chick flick. Its not even scary like its supposed to be. If you like scary movies, avoid this one, because you'll prollie laugh the whole way through.
Pearl Harbor- I know its old! But i have a newfound love for this movie! Girls: the guys are very hot, and the love storyis amazing. Guys: well you have war. But this movie I think is for everybody, i think mostly the girls enjoy it the most though.
I think movies have to have a happy ending for me to like them. Hence, I dont reccomend all but two movies on this list.
happy birthday Jackie:love you best friend.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Lead the Way, Show the Light of Day

So today was goood:] Except for the fact that Jaclyn and Alex got mad at me because I used ranch dressing on my pizza. Apparently, thats like eating ketchup with salad. However, I think its normal to eat ranch dressing on pizza, and NOT normal to eat ketchup with salad. So, it is not at all the same. Apparently, appropiate anaolgies are not one of their strongest suits.
Today I thought was my psychology test. But it wasnt. Tomorrow is. So I wasted quite a bit of time studying for it, and feel like a wasted a morning. Which really I didn't cuz I have to take it tomorrow anyway. But it does feel like it.
SO.... I registered for classes. Jaclyn thinks this is a boring topic, and should not be discussed with anybody below parent status, but I think i will mention it anyway, because I am so excited for my classes:]]]
1. Biology (not so excited about this one....)
2. Spanish (again. not so excited.)
3. Drawing 1 (ehhh. should be intersting lol)
4. Swing Dancing (yay!)
5. Introduction to Early Childhood Education (SO EXCITING!)
The early childhood education one, I get to go to the Child and Family department and work with the kids, for my lab. Sooo much fun! Next quarter is going to be sooo easy and fun.
Honestly. PDA. Not in front of me. Its awkward. To all of my friends who are dating, soon to be dating, or may one day date and I get to randomly tag along. NO PDA.
My friend told me about this one site called fmylife.com. I dont think I will ever post anything on there, but some of the stories are kind of hilarious.

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baƱo?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death" (haha. I dont even know why this is funny...actually I do. I took off the last part, becuase it was inappropiate. but without it i think its still funny.)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML this one almost made me cry.

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML haha! oh thats so sad. but funny?

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
and these are just some of them:]]]
its actually sad though, that Im reading these. They're funny and all, but doesnt it feel kind of like an invasion of privacy? I dont think I would want the whole world reading these, even if I didnt know who they were, and they didnt know who I was. Have some dignity, and promise me you wont ever post your most embarassing moments for all of cyberspace to see! Becuase, really, people just laugh at you. Its so sad.
I think im in need of a strawberry smoothie. It sounds wonderful right now:]]]]

Monday, May 25, 2009

He Gallantly Chickened Out.

HAHA! K so i have to blog about this: you know the part of Monty Python where Sir Robin runs away and the monsters "eat his minstrels"? (You know, the dark age muscians or whatever?) Well this is a direct quote from Jaclyn:
"OH! I get it now! His MINSTRELS! They ate his minstrels! I thought that was a naughty part of his body...."
lol. i know its kind of distrubing, but i really thought it was funny.
SO: more music you should listen to:
You're Gonna Go Far Kid- The Offspring
Starstrukk-3Oh!3
Bohemian Rhapsody-Queen (can never get tired of the classics!)
These Boots are Made For Walking- The Coats
I love three day weekends. Except for the fact that I got nothing done. Except for decided what classes I was going to take- and even then Im not entirely sure what Im going to do lol!
Gottaa go study for my test! Lifespan test tomorrow:] OH and I get my paper back! I really hope I did well... I seem to always get B's on my papers here. Im not a good at Englsih at all!!!!
look up: www.mesomandie303.blogspot.com. you wont be dissapointed:]]]

Sunday, May 24, 2009

You're Not That Pretty, I Hate That You're So Smart.









A couple of nights ago was prom:]]] and it was so much fun! I pretty much danced the night away. But i have to admit, Applebees was the best part of the entire night. We all did a lot of laughing.
SPACEMANNN!
"Can I have some more of this delicious lemonade?"
Even though it was a ridiculously small dance, and there were hardly any decorations I enjoyed it so much.

SOOO I was thinking I really need to get some more sheet music. I reallly need to. I am so bored of this old stuff, even though its fun to transpose it and make it into something new.... right now Im learning the piano solo of clocks by coldplay! Any other ideas??? (I really need some new worship songs to play too!!!)

Heres some photos (stolen from katiiie) more to come from mandie and me.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

A Different Way To be

Well, this is probably going to be a slightly boring post, but I really like it when people do this for me. So enjoy, you wont be dissapointed!
My playlist as of right now:
1. Dreams- The Cranberries
2. Life in A Northern Town-Dream Academy
3. Lust For Life- Iggy Pop
4. No You Girls-Franz Ferdinand
5. I say A Little Prayer For You- Aretha Franklin
6. Kids-MGMT
7. Fly On The Wall-t.A.T.u.
8. Flightless Bird, American Mouth-Iron and Wine (love this song!!)
9. Bruises-Charlift
10. You Don't Know Me-Ben Folds and Regina Spektor
11. Dont Trust Me- 3Oh!3
12. A Little Longer-Brian and Jenn Johnson (best worship song ever!!)
13. 75 Brazil Street- Pitbull (remix)
14. Love Song (from Moulin Rouge)- AMAZING!!
15. Show Me What Im Looking For-Carolina Liar
16. Full Moon-The Black Ghosts
17. and can I just say that this one song from Anberlin is amazing. I just cant remember what the name of the song is. but it gave me chills. (Its from the Cities Album.) So just listen to the entire cd, becuase the whole thing is amazing!
LISTEN TO: The new newsboys album. quite frankly, im obsessed with it. ;p

Friday, May 15, 2009

Together In All These Memories

Have you ever wondered why am I doing this? Is it even worth it? Prollie if you've existed long enough on this planet you have. I thought that this ENTIRE WEEK. I think this has been one of the strangest weeks of my life, like no joke. NOT FUN.
On a more positive note, I am sooo excited for prom! I got my dress, and so did Mandie. Mines very pink, like hot pink, and bubbly! I just need a couple of accesories to go with it. But Mandies is gorgeous! Its an emerald green with a bedazzling jewel that is os amazing! And Katies is silver and sparkly. OH its going to be great.
I hate fridays. Like, the wonderful three hour break. Woooot. This is another one of those moments, like why am I doing this. Goodness.
The sunshine has given me incredible energy. I love it! This weeekend=tanning. And homework. And cleaning.
Some random thoughts for right now:
Sundays going to be depressing.
Myspace is copying facebook, AND twitter. I dont think theyre going to be able to catch up though, i think facebook is better.
I learned in my psychology class that the oldest is typically the peacemaker...but mostly the one that starts the fights. I feel like a hypocrite.
Theres this one guy in the library lab that alwyas chews ppl out for being on facebook and myspace. And he stares people down a lot. I dont know what his problem is.
Is it just me, or are these really negative random thoughts?
Jaclyn broke boards at karate. TWICE. Im so jealouusss! I quit at the wrong time, seriously!
Just half an hour more! And then its the weekend. I need one so much!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I'll Fly Away, Oh Glory. (right now if you want.)


I am definetely learning a lot this week, even though its only Tuesday, Im kind of worried what the rest of the week as in store for me, since these past two days have been so awful! And to top it all off, this one thing today. Its wearing.

I think Im learning to be content. Im bored, I want something exciting. But maybe Im supposed to be right where I am, and something new is only going to last for however long, and then Ill want something new again. Im also learning to trust God more. Work on my problems, be patient and pay attention to here and now. Prioritize and be strong. Try and look for the whole story, and realize what you have. Dont be hard on yourself. And... there are consequences to even the littlest things.

Some lessons that we all need to learn, huh? Hooray...
Im just wishing I dont have to learn it like this.

The Barton Family, I am praying for you.
Love you Mom and Dad.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

I'll Say A Little Prayer For You

I love Aretha Franklin! She is so classic freaking black woman its amazing.
And this is a good song you should listen to it:]]]
This past week has been an interesting one, and I think God has been testing me a lot. But I think its made me better, and I think I'm moreo n track with him than ever before. I hope it lasts, and there are still a few things I need to work through, but I have a feeling God's grace is working on me.
Im so excited about prom! I'm just worried that I wont be able to find a dress in time, since prom season is basically over, but Im hoping I will:] Im very excited. At first I was a little unsure, since Im going alone and all, but what difference does that make? Now I can dance with whoever I want to:]
I am going to my amazing Grandma's mother/daugher tea. I dont think the tea part is as amazing as my Grandma, because I really dont like the whole tea thing (in big groups. I like tea houises. Theyre nice and quaint), but they're actually fun with Jaclyn. Because she hates them just a bit. Which means, that she will be just a bit rebillious, and do something hilarious, and while everybody looks in horror, I will crack up laughing. Even though I dissaprove of the behavior.
OH and tomorrows mothers day. And I think we're going hiking... which even though I am pretty sure thats what we did last time, Im OK with that. Because it is another one of those things that Jaclyn hates.
But considering I also have to do:
chemistry homework
english homework
piano mixing
worship
clean my really messy room
practice piano like theres no tomorrow
AND study for my psychology test....
this is going to be a long weekend.
Which is why I am writing a blog post right now, right? Im such a procrastinator!!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Jaclyn and Me: Zac Efron vs. Hugh Jackman

Im blue, Jaclyns red.
This might be slightly inappropriate. I know I say I dont normally post this kind of stuff, but Jaclyn and me always talk about these kinds of things.
That probably wasnt good to say.
Enjoy amigos.

ME: SO today I went and saw wolverine. Can I just say that Hugh Jackman is the most amazing actor on the planet?

JACLYN: You just like his butt, like i liked mohammads on heroes.

Yea, but the thing is I actually got to see it in this movie. Tan line and eveyrthing. I but you wish you saw mohammaeds butt.

if i wanted to see mohammed's butt, i would just look up hindu porn on the internet.

K, now that we all know you have a secret fantasy of looking up hindu porn, Wolverine was great! It was extremely well done, and not just because it has Hugh Jackman, but it was cool. A Very cool movie.

yes i'm very excited to see it. but not because of hugh jackman. because he's like forty and that's like loving on ur friends dad which remind me of 17 again which is a movie I saw!!!

Oh gosh, I really want to see that too. But Hugh Jackman was voted sexiest man alive.

by thirty-forty year old women who read cosmopolitan cuz they have no sex life.

Well 17 again has Zac Efron who we all know is from High School Musical. Which is mainly for eighth grade girls, at least I can say Im rather mature.

DONT DENY HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY ALIVE! we ALL know he only did HSM for the money and because his gf's in it. he's not such a dork. If he were standing here, RIGHT HERE, BRIANNA, you would eat your words.

Actually, Jaclyn, he would not be standing here, becuase Gina would have killed him and married Vannessa Anne Hudgens.

So then I'd kill Gina's new wife and eat her for breakfast.

Um, yea, both you and Gina are a little bti creepy.

oh i would also give zac a proper burial.

I would have raised him back to life.

I quote "THATS A BAD HABIT!!!"

Not when its Zac Efron. Then its a act of....good intentions. Then I would marry him, because I saved his life, then I would run in celebrity circles, and I would meet Hugh Jackman, and ditch Zac Efron, and marry the sexy beast.

But in order to get there, you would have liposuction, implants, fake hair, plastic surgery, and you'd be a snob because you hang out with celebs so he wouldnt even know the real you.

but zac would..

and you ditched him.

Are you saying I need liposuction?


HO YA! nah jk because if you got liposuction, than the surgery might go wrong and it wouldnt have been worth it. because .... yeah.

I thought you were actually going to come up with something witty. I had that going very differently in my mind.

what were you expecting me to say?

maybe expansion on the implants.... or the hair.... idk, just something a lot better than that.

YOU HAVE A WEIRD LUMP ON YOUR BUTTOCKS!!!

Oh my gosh. no i dont. ewwww. thats so gross, ICK and not true.

i think it's cancer.

are you high???

your going to die. i'll be all for the butt cancer campaign.

HIGH ON JESUS!

you just answered your own questoin. and its good your high on jesus, because youll be going to see him soon with that hump on your butt.

At least Im not humping your butt.

at least... sigh...

i feel bad. that was slightly inappropiate. im sorry.

we should probably wrap up. i forgive you. just don't make offensive gay comments again. agreed?

Ok. I love you Jaclyn.

I hate your dog.

I named her after you.

Effing lucky me.