Jaclyn and Me: Zac Efron vs. Hugh Jackman

Im blue, Jaclyns red.
This might be slightly inappropriate. I know I say I dont normally post this kind of stuff, but Jaclyn and me always talk about these kinds of things.
That probably wasnt good to say.
Enjoy amigos.

ME: SO today I went and saw wolverine. Can I just say that Hugh Jackman is the most amazing actor on the planet?

JACLYN: You just like his butt, like i liked mohammads on heroes.

Yea, but the thing is I actually got to see it in this movie. Tan line and eveyrthing. I but you wish you saw mohammaeds butt.

if i wanted to see mohammed's butt, i would just look up hindu porn on the internet.

K, now that we all know you have a secret fantasy of looking up hindu porn, Wolverine was great! It was extremely well done, and not just because it has Hugh Jackman, but it was cool. A Very cool movie.

yes i'm very excited to see it. but not because of hugh jackman. because he's like forty and that's like loving on ur friends dad which remind me of 17 again which is a movie I saw!!!

Oh gosh, I really want to see that too. But Hugh Jackman was voted sexiest man alive.

by thirty-forty year old women who read cosmopolitan cuz they have no sex life.

Well 17 again has Zac Efron who we all know is from High School Musical. Which is mainly for eighth grade girls, at least I can say Im rather mature.

DONT DENY HE'S THE HOTTEST GUY ALIVE! we ALL know he only did HSM for the money and because his gf's in it. he's not such a dork. If he were standing here, RIGHT HERE, BRIANNA, you would eat your words.

Actually, Jaclyn, he would not be standing here, becuase Gina would have killed him and married Vannessa Anne Hudgens.

So then I'd kill Gina's new wife and eat her for breakfast.

Um, yea, both you and Gina are a little bti creepy.

oh i would also give zac a proper burial.

I would have raised him back to life.

I quote "THATS A BAD HABIT!!!"

Not when its Zac Efron. Then its a act of....good intentions. Then I would marry him, because I saved his life, then I would run in celebrity circles, and I would meet Hugh Jackman, and ditch Zac Efron, and marry the sexy beast.

But in order to get there, you would have liposuction, implants, fake hair, plastic surgery, and you'd be a snob because you hang out with celebs so he wouldnt even know the real you.

but zac would..

and you ditched him.

Are you saying I need liposuction?


HO YA! nah jk because if you got liposuction, than the surgery might go wrong and it wouldnt have been worth it. because .... yeah.

I thought you were actually going to come up with something witty. I had that going very differently in my mind.

what were you expecting me to say?

maybe expansion on the implants.... or the hair.... idk, just something a lot better than that.

YOU HAVE A WEIRD LUMP ON YOUR BUTTOCKS!!!

Oh my gosh. no i dont. ewwww. thats so gross, ICK and not true.

i think it's cancer.

are you high???

your going to die. i'll be all for the butt cancer campaign.

HIGH ON JESUS!

you just answered your own questoin. and its good your high on jesus, because youll be going to see him soon with that hump on your butt.

At least Im not humping your butt.

at least... sigh...

i feel bad. that was slightly inappropiate. im sorry.

we should probably wrap up. i forgive you. just don't make offensive gay comments again. agreed?

Ok. I love you Jaclyn.

I hate your dog.

I named her after you.

Effing lucky me.