Lead the Way, Show the Light of Day

So today was goood:] Except for the fact that Jaclyn and Alex got mad at me because I used ranch dressing on my pizza. Apparently, thats like eating ketchup with salad. However, I think its normal to eat ranch dressing on pizza, and NOT normal to eat ketchup with salad. So, it is not at all the same. Apparently, appropiate anaolgies are not one of their strongest suits.
Today I thought was my psychology test. But it wasnt. Tomorrow is. So I wasted quite a bit of time studying for it, and feel like a wasted a morning. Which really I didn't cuz I have to take it tomorrow anyway. But it does feel like it.
SO.... I registered for classes. Jaclyn thinks this is a boring topic, and should not be discussed with anybody below parent status, but I think i will mention it anyway, because I am so excited for my classes:]]]
1. Biology (not so excited about this one....)
2. Spanish (again. not so excited.)
3. Drawing 1 (ehhh. should be intersting lol)
4. Swing Dancing (yay!)
5. Introduction to Early Childhood Education (SO EXCITING!)
The early childhood education one, I get to go to the Child and Family department and work with the kids, for my lab. Sooo much fun! Next quarter is going to be sooo easy and fun.
Honestly. PDA. Not in front of me. Its awkward. To all of my friends who are dating, soon to be dating, or may one day date and I get to randomly tag along. NO PDA.
My friend told me about this one site called fmylife.com. I dont think I will ever post anything on there, but some of the stories are kind of hilarious.

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death" (haha. I dont even know why this is funny...actually I do. I took off the last part, becuase it was inappropiate. but without it i think its still funny.)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML this one almost made me cry.

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a Taylor Swift concert. At the concert they put up a sign that said "Scream if you love country boys." My boyfriend took one look at it and started screaming. FML haha! oh thats so sad. but funny?

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
and these are just some of them:]]]
its actually sad though, that Im reading these. They're funny and all, but doesnt it feel kind of like an invasion of privacy? I dont think I would want the whole world reading these, even if I didnt know who they were, and they didnt know who I was. Have some dignity, and promise me you wont ever post your most embarassing moments for all of cyberspace to see! Becuase, really, people just laugh at you. Its so sad.
I think im in need of a strawberry smoothie. It sounds wonderful right now:]]]]