Jaclyns Post

i needed something like this:

"my girlfriend told me i should be more affectionate. so i got two girlfriends."
"psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill. if four of your friends are ok, then you're the one." (I saw this at Wakes for the first timee bhaha).
" if you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation"
"is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?" (this one is Jaclyns favorite.)
"nevermind the damn whales. save the people!"
"3 out of 4 americans make up 75% of the population." (this isnt funny. but jaclyn thought it was HILARIOUS.)
"There's no such thing as gravity... the earth sucks"
"Eat a beaver, Save a tree." ( bhaha.)
"If life hands you lemons... then that's really wierd because it's just a board game. How can it hand you something if it has no arms? And where did it get the lemons anyway? Ponder this" (JACLYNS ABSOLUTE FAVORITE!!)
"I need someone really bad... Are YOU really bad?"
"it's not premarital sex unless you're planning on getting married."
kkk. so these were all jaclyns favorites. she was just too embarassed to put them on her blog so I did it for her.
love you darllllinnggg :]